Slush Fundz THCA flower bud on a white background, showing dense trichomes, deep green and purple tones, and the sticky dessert-funk structure typical of GMO/GSC hybrids

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Slush Fundz (33.6%) THCA Flower

Name: Slush Fundz (33.6%) THCA Flower
Brand: CannaFuse Pouch
Price: 9900 USD
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Slush Fundz THCA Flower (33.6%) is sweet, funky, and wildly indulgent — a decadent strain that mixes dessert terps, savory funk, and deep earthy spice into a full-spectrum knockout.

Strain Overview

Slush Fundz brings together three terp giants — Girl Scout Cookies, GMO, and Jaeger — resulting in an incredibly complex profile that’s both sugary and savory. Testing at 33.6% THCA, this strain delivers heavy body relaxation, rich layered flavor, and a smooth cerebral lift. It's bold, loud, and built for true terp chasers.

Cannabinoid & Terpene Profile

THCA: 33.637%
Total THC: 0.29% (Δ9-compliant)
Primary Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

This terp trio produces a powerful blend of sweetness, funk, and herbal spice that evolves with every hit.

Flavor & Aroma

Slush Fundz is an aroma bomb, offering an unmistakable terp-heavy punch:

Garlic and gas from GMO
Sweet dough and sugary dessert notes from GSC genetics
Earthy spice and subtle black licorice from its Jaeger lineage

The inhale is sweet and doughy; the exhale shifts savory, funky, and herbal with a lingering smooth finish.

Experience & Effects

This strain hits the body hard. Myrcene and caryophyllene work together to melt tension, quiet the mind, and soften the muscles. Limonene adds just enough lift to keep the experience mentally functional — relaxed but not wiped out.

Perfect for evenings, creative wind-down sessions, or anyone who wants deep calm without full sedation.

Why Choose Slush Fundz THCA Flower?

33.6% THCA potency
Rich dessert-funk hybrid with layered flavor
Deep relaxing body effects
Balanced with a subtle mental lift

How to Use

Grind lightly — the sweet-funk terpenes are potent and sticky. Best enjoyed in glass or a dry herb vaporizer to catch every layer of flavor.

Storage Tips

Store in a sealed container away from heat and light. Terp-heavy strains lose aroma quickly if not properly kept.

Legal Compliance

This product contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC and is compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. Always confirm local laws before use.

FAQ

What does Slush Fundz taste like?

A mix of sweet dough, garlic gas, earthy spice, and subtle licorice.

How strong is Slush Fundz?

This batch tests at 33.6% THCA — potent, relaxing, and terp-heavy.

Is Slush Fundz good for nighttime?

Yes — it offers deep body relaxation with enough clarity to stay conversational or creative.

Is Slush Fundz federally legal?

Yes — it contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC.

Let customers speak for us

from 23 reviews

Phenomenal aroma and a great smoke

Phenomenal aroma and a great smoke. Highly recommend.

Anonymous

05/26/2026

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05/23/2026

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Great Flavor

Great Flavor , Yummy Bud .

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04/20/2026

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Great Products!

I used the filter for my infused oil and I love it!!

Angela

04/14/2026

CannaFuse Pouch Kit – The Ultimate DIY Infusion Set

Very potent and great taste

Since Im just starting to smoke again after 20 yrs it doesnt take very much at all to feel like too much.Nice tight sticky buds(could be a little bigger).For the price very well worthit though

Anonymous

03/05/2026

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Very good nice tight buds as always love you

Very good nice tight buds as always love you stuff

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02/18/2026

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This stuff is awesome taste great and is very

This stuff is awesome taste great and is very fresh great job guys as usual

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02/07/2026

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insanely high quality thca flower

insanely high quality thca flower. I will be coming back for more, thank you

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01/26/2026

Jealousy (26.25%) THCA Flower

under 100$ for 2 ounces

under 100$ for 2 ounces. Insane, glad i found this website

Anonymous

01/26/2026

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amazing deal

amazing deal, such cheap flower for high quality

Anonymous

01/26/2026

No Drama Lama (32.65%) THCa Flower

top shelf gas

top shelf gas. Absolutely loved this strain, i will need more

Anonymous

01/26/2026

Pink Nebula (26.728%) THCa Flower

Great all around

Great flowers, great customer service, this place is really one of the best online, highly recommend

Chris

01/20/2026

White Fire (28.33%) THCa Flower

Amazing smelling

Amazing smelling flower

Anonymous

01/19/2026

Grape Head (28.087%) THCa Flower

$WEET BUD$

Nice bud the 3 for $100 deal made it soo much sweeter.

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01/16/2026

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White Fire

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01/14/2026

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RETURNS STATEMENT

If you are not satisfied with your flower, you may return it within 48 hours of receiving your order. Customers are responsible for the return shipping label and original shipping costs. Once we receive the product back, we’ll gladly send you a replacement. Please note: we do not offer refunds.

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