Hippie Crippler (26.291%) THCa Flower

Name: Hippie Crippler (26.291%) THCa Flower
Brand: CannaFuse Pouch
Price: 10000 USD
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Weight

1 Oz. (28 Grams) - A Bud
1 Lb. (456 Grams) - A Bud

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Cannabinoid Content (per lab test)

Terpenes

Myrcene

Pinene

Caryophyllene

Strain Effects

Mood Lifter

Creative

Mental Clarity

Energetic

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Strain Overview

Hippie Crippler is a sativa-dominant hybrid with a reputation for uplifting, heady effects and a terpene profile that balances fruit, earth, and spice. Known for its euphoric onset and functional clarity, this strain is a go-to for daytime use, creativity, or social energy. Its COA shows it’s as potent as it is flavorful, making it a reliable choice for experienced smokers.

Lab-Tested Potency & Cannabinoid Profile

THCa: 26.291%
Δ9-THC: <LOQ
Total THC: 23.057%
CBGa: 0.66%
THCVa: 0.131%
Sum of Cannabinoids: 27.08%
Total Cannabinoids: 23.75%
Moisture: 78.7%

Flavor and Effects

Flavor: Fruity citrus with earthy undertones, light herbal spice, and a touch of fuel.
Effects: Starts with a cerebral lift that energizes and sharpens focus, followed by a mellow body ease that doesn’t weigh you down. Ideal for active sessions, brainstorming, or sparking conversation.

Intended Use

Boosting creativity
Daytime productivity
Stress relief without sedation
Social or outdoor activities

Why This Strain

Potent 26%+ THCa with a clean cannabinoid profile
Clear-headed sativa hybrid that stays functional
Flavorful smoke with balanced fruit, earth, and spice
Lab-tested for consistency and quality

How to Use

Best enjoyed in glass or vaporized to preserve terpenes. Light grinding recommended to keep trichomes intact.

Storage Tips

Keep Hippie Crippler sealed in an airtight container, away from light, heat, and humidity. For best terpene and potency preservation, store under 70°F with a humidity pack.

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I love everything about this plant 😍

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SHIPPING STATEMENT

We ship Monday through Thursday to ensure your Cannafuse Flower doesn’t sit in hot trucks over the weekend. Orders typically arrive within 2–4 business days. Shipping rates are $9.60 for packages up to 0.25 lb (4 oz) and $17.80 for packages over 4 oz. Enjoy free shipping on orders over $75.

PAYMENT STATEMENT

We offer safe and secure checkout for every order. All transactions are encrypted and protected, so you can shop with confidence knowing your Cannafuse Pouch purchase is handled with care.

RETURNS STATEMENT

If you are not satisfied with your flower, you may return it within 48 hours of receiving your order. Customers are responsible for the return shipping label and original shipping costs. Once we receive the product back, we’ll gladly send you a replacement. Please note: we do not offer refunds.

Terpene-Rich
Sun-Grown Flower

Our hemp is sun grown in Oregon’s natural climate, where soil, sunlight, and seasonal shifts create the perfect environment for rich terpene expression. Just like wine reflects the terroir of its vineyard, hemp flower carries the character of the land it’s grown on. This natural approach leads to higher terpene percentages, fuller aromas, and layered flavor profiles that can’t be replicated in controlled indoor environments.

Premium CBD & THCa Flower

Our Oregon CBD flower is sun-grown in living soil with organic practices, producing clean, natural hemp that’s always pesticide-free and full spectrum. Known for some of the best CBD flower in Oregon, our farms deliver consistent Oregon hemp flower that reflects the region’s reputation for purity and quality. If you’re searching for CBD flower Oregon or trusted Oregon CBD farms, our harvests stand among the finest.

Because of Oregon’s THC restrictions, we do not grow or sell Oregon THCa flower directly. Instead, we source from licensed farms outside of Oregon, ensuring every batch of THCa flower is fresh, potent, and carefully vetted. Whether you’re looking for THCa flower Oregon searches, Oregon hemp flower THCa, or reliable THCa wholesale Oregon options, we connect customers with premium, compliant flower from trusted sources.