Slush Fundz (33.6%) THCA Flower

Slush Fundz THCA Flower (33.6%) is sweet, funky, and wildly indulgent — a decadent strain that mixes dessert terps, savory funk, and deep earthy spice into a full-spectrum knockout.

Strain Overview

Slush Fundz brings together three terp giants — Girl Scout Cookies, GMO, and Jaeger — resulting in an incredibly complex profile that’s both sugary and savory. Testing at 33.6% THCA, this strain delivers heavy body relaxation, rich layered flavor, and a smooth cerebral lift. It's bold, loud, and built for true terp chasers.

Cannabinoid & Terpene Profile

• THCA: 33.637%
• Total THC: 0.29% (Δ9-compliant)
• Primary Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

This terp trio produces a powerful blend of sweetness, funk, and herbal spice that evolves with every hit.

Flavor & Aroma

Slush Fundz is an aroma bomb, offering an unmistakable terp-heavy punch:

• Garlic and gas from GMO
• Sweet dough and sugary dessert notes from GSC genetics
• Earthy spice and subtle black licorice from its Jaeger lineage

The inhale is sweet and doughy; the exhale shifts savory, funky, and herbal with a lingering smooth finish.

Experience & Effects

This strain hits the body hard. Myrcene and caryophyllene work together to melt tension, quiet the mind, and soften the muscles. Limonene adds just enough lift to keep the experience mentally functional — relaxed but not wiped out.

Perfect for evenings, creative wind-down sessions, or anyone who wants deep calm without full sedation.

Why Choose Slush Fundz THCA Flower?

• 33.6% THCA potency
• Rich dessert-funk hybrid with layered flavor
• Deep relaxing body effects
• Balanced with a subtle mental lift

How to Use

Grind lightly — the sweet-funk terpenes are potent and sticky. Best enjoyed in glass or a dry herb vaporizer to catch every layer of flavor.

Storage Tips

Store in a sealed container away from heat and light. Terp-heavy strains lose aroma quickly if not properly kept.

Legal Compliance

This product contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC and is compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. Always confirm local laws before use.

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